TOUR OF PAGE COUNTY
Updated: Sep 10, 2019
Coming at you with another editorialized description of events I didn't witness. Masha, Sean, Allen, Bram, and Aidan all raced in Virginia - replete with car crashes, broken bikes, but intact collarbones.
Masha, in true form finished the stage race a day early, and Allen in punk-rock fashion, Jeremy Santucci'd his Specialized Allez off a truck.
Bastian Rose won in Prospect park on Sunday after he literally bit the head's off the other riders in the breakaway. Ironically this act of cannibalism allowed Ben Godoretsky to keep the yellow jersey, due to an obscure USAC rule disqualifying headless riders from the podium, in addition to relegating Bastian to 2nd.